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I wont name names but read some of the posts on the oregon 247 board for s & g. the majority were actually far more grounded than I had anticipated, likely bc they know when their teams are great versus just good. but one dude in particular was cracking me up. some quality delusion along with some quality basketball insight.
"Usc has made some freaking lucky shots and we’ve given up WAY too many offensive rebounds in the second half. Take out those offensive boards and who knows where we are right now." -- Hey, no problem! just take out those rebound thingies and see what the score is. While you're at it, take away some of those made baskets. then we'd totally win.
"Trust me, they are not that good. Eady is just getting WIDE OPEN looks. Credit to him for making the shots, but we keep up the ball pressure, dont lose Eady, and rebound, this game is going to get closer." - It's almost too easy.
Here, he attacks his own team: "Why is Lawson on scholarship ?" - I dunno, maybe it's because he was a 4-star kid from Memphis who won 3 state championships and because he was one of the few Ducks who played in all 31 games last season? Just a hunch.
"Refs really helping USC" -- We knew this one was coming. nevermind the fact that usc shot nearly 50% from the field AND from beyond-the-arc, crushed the ducks on the board, moved the ball much better and didnt play as much defense with their hands.....it was the refs that lead to the usc 14-point victory.
Nice knock on their leading scorer (tie) for the evening: "Embarrassing effort from LJ there"
His warning to the Duck faithful: "Never doubt Andy Enfield’s ability to screw it up. I wouldn’t be shocked either way, blowout or incredible comeback win. But it starts on the defensive end."
More advice from the master strategist this time on clock management: "Kepnang should play the rest of the game i literally dont give a ****. Use our timeouts to rest him too. He’s the only one who wants to be there."
And of course, the kicker:
"I would actually consider them overrated but that’s just me."
hahahaha. i was cracking up. i wonder if this dude does weddings.....
"Usc has made some freaking lucky shots and we’ve given up WAY too many offensive rebounds in the second half. Take out those offensive boards and who knows where we are right now." -- Hey, no problem! just take out those rebound thingies and see what the score is. While you're at it, take away some of those made baskets. then we'd totally win.
"Trust me, they are not that good. Eady is just getting WIDE OPEN looks. Credit to him for making the shots, but we keep up the ball pressure, dont lose Eady, and rebound, this game is going to get closer." - It's almost too easy.
Here, he attacks his own team: "Why is Lawson on scholarship ?" - I dunno, maybe it's because he was a 4-star kid from Memphis who won 3 state championships and because he was one of the few Ducks who played in all 31 games last season? Just a hunch.
"Refs really helping USC" -- We knew this one was coming. nevermind the fact that usc shot nearly 50% from the field AND from beyond-the-arc, crushed the ducks on the board, moved the ball much better and didnt play as much defense with their hands.....it was the refs that lead to the usc 14-point victory.
Nice knock on their leading scorer (tie) for the evening: "Embarrassing effort from LJ there"
His warning to the Duck faithful: "Never doubt Andy Enfield’s ability to screw it up. I wouldn’t be shocked either way, blowout or incredible comeback win. But it starts on the defensive end."
More advice from the master strategist this time on clock management: "Kepnang should play the rest of the game i literally dont give a ****. Use our timeouts to rest him too. He’s the only one who wants to be there."
And of course, the kicker:
"I would actually consider them overrated but that’s just me."
hahahaha. i was cracking up. i wonder if this dude does weddings.....
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